When a woman got married she put a shoebox in the closet
and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years
of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box.
When he opened it there were 2 doilies and 85,000.00$ He
ask why this was in the box. She replied "when I got
married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I
got mad at you." He smiled thinking she was only mad twice
and asked what the $85,000.00 was. She replied:
..."that's the money from selling the doilies."
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