After just a few years of marriage filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way
to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had
been at each other's throat for some time and felt that
this was their last straw. When they arrived at the
counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and
opened the floor for discussion." What seems to be the
problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down
without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began
talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within
their marriage. After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening
to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up
by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several
minutes and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat
there speechless. He looked over at the husband who was
staring in disbelief at what had happened. The counselor
spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice
a week! "The husband scratched his head and replied, "I
can have her here every Tuesday and Thursday."
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