A married couple is lying in bed one
night.
The wife is curled up, ready to go to
sleep, and the husband turns his bed
lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically
reaches over to his wife and fondles
her special bits.
He does this a few times, but only for
a very short interval before returning to
read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and
more aroused and, assuming that her
husband is seeking some
encouragement before going further,
gets up and starts stripping in front of
him.
The husband is confused and asks,
Why are you taking off your clothes?
His wife replies, You were rubbing me
downtown. I thought it was foreplay.
The husband says, No, not at all.
His wife asks angrily, Well, what the
hell were you doing then?
I was just wetting my fingers so I could
turn the pages in my book.
Submitted by: Anonymous
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