A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind
him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying
pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket
with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to
the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went
there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days
later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him
and smacks him on the back of the head again with the
frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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