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A man came home from work after a horrible day at the office. His wife has complained to him over and over that he never notices her anymore, and he denied it. When he comes through the door his wife greets him and says,
"Hi, Honey. Notice anything different about me today?"
Husband: "Oh, I don't know. You got your hair done."
Wife: "Nope, try again."
Husband: "Oh, uh, you bought a new dress."
Wife: "Nope, keep trying."
Husband: "You got your nails done."
Wife: "Nope, try again."
Husband: "I give up, I'm too tired to play 20 questions."
Wife: "I'm wearing a gas mask!"

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