Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after
work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When
they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave
her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much
he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he
complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told
her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he
was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe
said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had
revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better. Bob
thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his
wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved
her. His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She
said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little
Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the
washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now,
you come home drunk!"
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