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Marriage can be a tough situation, but when we laugh at it, it kind of makes all the bad pieces go away! Our purpose here at MarriageJokes.NET is to do just that! We want to ridicule marriages by using our marriage jokes so that married couples everywhere can laugh at their problems and grow to be stronger!

Marriage Jokes: Newlywed Doesn't Clean Up

The newlywed said to her husband. "I'm not cleaning up after you.
I'm a career woman. That means I pay other people to do housework.
"How much?"
"Eight dollars and hour. Take it or leave it"

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Most Viewed Marriage Jokes Today:

#	Joke	Hits
1	I have "great" news for you	2
2	Trying to Change Her Husband	2
3	I'm Not Paying You To be Good	2
4	Don't Need to be a Weatherman	2
5	Her Brand New Fox Coat	2
6	She Needs That at Least Twice a Week	2
7	Why You Can't Marry Twice	2
8	Honey, Why Don't YOU Do That?	2
9	Girls Compared to Food	2
10	Wife Was By His Side for ALL the Bad Times	2

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Most Viewed Jokes This Month:

#	Joke	Hits
1	The Secret to a Long Lasting Marriage	48
2	Old Saying About My Husband	46
3	Husband VS Wife Poems	40
4	Womans Expectations VS Mans Expectations	34
5	First Three Years of Christian Marriage	33
6	A Man Who Surrenders	30
7	The Husband Store	28
8	Little Johnny Wants to Get Married	28
9	Why Is the Bride Wearing White?	27
10	Man, the Master of Women	26

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Newest Marriage Jokes:

#	Joke	Hits	Rating	Added On
1	Husband VS Wife Poems	920	4.42	Feb 14th
2	The Husband Store	657	7.49	Dec 13th
3	Girls Compared to Food	454	3.46	Nov 22nd
4	Wife Just Passed Away	395	5.41	Nov 22nd
5	A Man Who Surrenders	512	5.14	Nov 22nd
6	Why Dogs Don't Marry	523	3.09	Nov 22nd
7	Man, the Master of Women	411	4.5	Nov 22nd
8	To Mother, After Engagement...	425	5.1	Nov 22nd
9	Why You Can't Marry Twice	443	4.76	Nov 22nd
10	Lady to Her Maid...	373	4.64	Nov 22nd
11	One Perfect Child, One Perfect Wife	402	4.12	Nov 22nd
12	Different Phases of a Man	517	3.33	Nov 22nd
13	Reading in Bed Can be Fun!	416	5.64	May 21st
14	Married Woman has an Obvious Lover	547	4.88	May 3rd
15	Little Johnny Wants to Get Married	446	5.18	May 3rd
16	The Power of a Few Words	656	4.26	May 3rd
17	Birthday Present for My Dear Wife	551	5.12	Apr 28th
18	Hurry Up! It's Going to Start!	468	4.53	Apr 28th
19	Why Is the Bride Wearing White?	530	6.17	Apr 5th
20	I Bet You Don't Know What Day It Is	412	5.54	Apr 5th

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