WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand, it got
washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown
away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart &
I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created
light.
He saw me without problems, he
created YOU.
WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me
there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at
you
Submitted by: Anonymous
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