A guy comes home from work, runs into the living room, and
flops down in front of the TV. He quickly turns it on and
starts flipping through the channels. His wife walks into
the living room and the guys says to her, "Wife, hurry up
and get me a beer before it starts!" The wife goes to the
fridge, cracks a beer and gives it to her husband. The
husband slams down the beer, gives her the empty, and
tells her, "Hurry up and get me another one! It's gonna
start soon!" The wife goes to the fridge, gets another
beer, cracks it open, and takes it to her husband. The
guy slams the beer again, gives her the empty, and
says, "Hurry up and get me 1 more beer, it's gonna start
ANY minute!" The wife, getting upset, goes to the fridge,
gets him a beer, cracks it open, gives it to her husband
and says "You know, all you ever do around here is come
home from work, sit in front of the TV, bark orders at me,
drink beer..............."
The guy, hearing his wife complaining, sips his beer,
sighs, and says, "YEP, IT'S STARTED!"
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