Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer's barn.
While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their
insurance company and asked them to send a check for USD
75,000, the amount of insurance on the barn.
"We don't give you the money," a company official
explained. "We replace the barn and all the equipment in
it."
"In that case," replied the wife, "cancel the policy I
have on my husband."
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