Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the
table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across
an article about a beautiful actress that was about to
marry a football player who was known primarily for his
lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife
with a look of question on his face. "I'll never
understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive
wives."
His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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