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Marriage can be a tough situation, but when we laugh at it, it kind of makes all the bad pieces go away! Our purpose here at MarriageJokes.NET is to do just that! We want to ridicule marriages by using our marriage jokes so that married couples everywhere can laugh at their problems and grow to be stronger!

Marriage Jokes: Our Son Gets His Brains From Me

Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mother: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

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Most Viewed Marriage Jokes Today:

#	Joke	Hits
1	The Secret to a Long Lasting Marriage	5
2	A man is almost about to die	2
3	Old Saying About My Husband	2
4	Trying to Change Her Husband	2
5	Wife Wakes up to Find Husband Crying	2
6	Wife is Happy in the Afterlife	2
7	Wife Died of Mushroom Poisoning	1
8	Theres a Burglar Eating the Cake Downstairs!	1
9	New Money Saving Idea	1
10	I Was a Fool When I Married You	1

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Most Viewed Jokes This Month:

#	Joke	Hits
1	The Secret to a Long Lasting Marriage	131
2	Trying to Change Her Husband	103
3	Wife Wakes up to Find Husband Crying	75
4	Womans Expectations VS Mans Expectations	63
5	Husband VS Wife Poems	61
6	I Bet You Don't Know What Day It Is	56
7	Different Phases of a Man	54
8	Married Woman has an Obvious Lover	54
9	Man, the Master of Women	53
10	Why Is the Bride Wearing White?	52

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Newest Marriage Jokes:

#	Joke	Hits	Rating	Added On
1	Husband VS Wife Poems	1364	4.61	Feb 14th
2	The Husband Store	990	7.58	Dec 13th
3	Girls Compared to Food	707	3.47	Nov 22nd
4	Wife Just Passed Away	597	5.17	Nov 22nd
5	A Man Who Surrenders	787	5.23	Nov 22nd
6	Why Dogs Don't Marry	776	3.34	Nov 22nd
7	Man, the Master of Women	694	4.5	Nov 22nd
8	To Mother, After Engagement...	654	5.32	Nov 22nd
9	Why You Can't Marry Twice	692	4.76	Nov 22nd
10	Lady to Her Maid...	583	4.62	Nov 22nd
11	One Perfect Child, One Perfect Wife	642	3.93	Nov 22nd
12	Different Phases of a Man	786	3.34	Nov 22nd
13	Reading in Bed Can be Fun!	672	5.67	May 21st
14	Married Woman has an Obvious Lover	809	4.98	May 3rd
15	Little Johnny Wants to Get Married	710	5.24	May 3rd
16	The Power of a Few Words	956	4.23	May 3rd
17	Birthday Present for My Dear Wife	821	5.07	Apr 28th
18	Hurry Up! It's Going to Start!	753	4.73	Apr 28th
19	Why Is the Bride Wearing White?	831	6.21	Apr 5th
20	I Bet You Don't Know What Day It Is	683	5.54	Apr 5th

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